whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle
All 159 mistakes listed are actually just the same one over and over.
Me every morning
[gently and kindly reminding you that someday someone is going to look at you and finally understand every sappy love song they’ve ever heard]
(I have been waiting to make this joke since the day i signed up for this ridiculous website)
Let’s be honest here, I would make such a shitty companion.
if you make fun of the kids that sit by themselves at lunchtime then i hope you know YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING ASSHOLE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD
the Fool’s true face smiles like a vicious thing, borne from obsidian and mist and fire
(and those who see past his golden veneer, see it only once)